We know, you're sleeping in the back of your 🛻, and u really need a 🛀 ...

You definitely do NOT have a job...

And we still 🤎 u!

Not all our a trips fill the van, sometimes we have a jump seat waiting for you. If our other group is 💰 and 😎 with it, we'll try to fit you into an existing trip on the DL, subject to approval from the primary group. You're such a mooch...

This'll cost ya $1666 complete US dollars, and all normal discounts apply.

Who knows, maybe your new friends will give you a job! 🤷